i don't know why i exist. i'm pretty worthless. i'm no tumblr famous nigga. my URL is fucking hilarious, i know.
paramore. katy perry. zac efron. all time low. ryan higa. one direction. emma watson. emma stone. etc. and fuck, this is a personal blog. it just doesn't seem like it but obviously, it's nobody's goddamn business. (屮#・‵д′・)屮
everyday i'm tumblrin' (loljk) | since Oct 2009
your dick is inches long
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
| Me: | You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you? |
| Girl: | God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it. |
| Me: | Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. |
| Girl: | -Speechless- |
| Me: | Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. |
| Girl: | -Goes to wipe chin- |
| Me: | No, your other chin. |
