January 2012
Me: I think I reblogged that already.
Tumblr: Maybe you have.
Me:
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Me: -clicks reblog-
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tumblr beginner: Tumblr occupies the time that could be spent on friends and family.
tumblr addict: Friends and family occupy the time that could be spent on tumblr.
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*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
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I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
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